7 New Jokes About the Retirement Planning Race

The time left in the year is dwindling. So is the time retirement savers have to start saving, make ordinary retirement account contributions, add catch-up contributions, and apply for products such as annuities, life insurance and long-term care insurance. Parents take a baby home from the hospital, and, surprise: The baby is off crawling on a winding retirement planning race track, full of ups and downs, that she might not notice until she's 55 years old and already has a basketful of reading glasses sitting on the nightstand. For a look at seven new jokes about what that baby (or 55-year-old) is up against, see the gallery. Credit: Woraphon/Adobe Stock