21 of the Best Crypto Jokes

Commentary November 29, 2022 at 01:23 PM

Things have not been going well for many investors in crypto. The recent collapse of FTX has certainly not helped this situation, nor the mood of many crypto investors. While billions of dollars in losses are no laughing matter, it can help to inject a little humor into a bad situation.

1. Wealth-Building Strategy

How do you get $1,000 in cryptocurrency?

Invest $2,000.

(From Upjoke)

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2. Crypto and Marriage

What's the difference between investing in bitcoin and getting married?

If your marriage fails, you only lose half of your wealth.

(From uCompares.com)

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3. FTX Diversifying Its Balance Sheet

New FTX balance sheet just dropped:

They now claim to hold 27 Taylor Swift concert tickets valued at $3.9 billion.

(From Ben Carlson on Twitter)

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7. Surviving a Crypto Crash

(From Zero to Nothing on Twitter)

8. The Stress of Crypto Investing

(From Pinterest via exodus.com)

9. The Hazards of Bitcoin Mining

Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU?

He was mining before it was cool.

(From exodus.com)

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10. The FTX Situation

My FTX account was hacked!

I'm missing all $0.53 worth of crypto.

(From Douglas A. Boneparth on Twitter)

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11. How Many Does It Take?

How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

(From Payments Next)

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12. Bitcoin and Superheroes

Batman invited all the superheroes to an evening discussing bitcoin investments.

Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.

From (Jokes Quotes Factory)

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13. New Crypto Movie

I heard #Netflix made a #Horror anthology about people who lost all their money on Bitcoin ...

Tales From the #Cryptocurrency

From (Coinswap Space on Twitter)

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14. Crypto Bringing People Together

The crypto market is a place where two types of people meet in the morning: people with experience in trading and people with money.

Toward the end of the day, they exchange places and go home.

From (Ucompares.com)

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15. Dad and Daughter

A daughter shows her banker father her work on bitcoin's lightning network to speed up transactions. In response he asks her if she would like to hear his opinion on bitcoin. She replies, "yes!"

"It's worthless," her father says.

"I know," she replies "but let me hear it anyway."

From (Coinpedia.org)

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16. Ho, Ho, HODL

Where does Santa Claus keep his Bitcoin?

In a cold wallet.

Adapted from (Bitcoin Jokes Images)

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17. Now I Understand It ...

"Tonight, we're going to talk about cryptocurrencies: everything you don't understand about money combined with everything you don't understand about computers."

— John Oliver

18. Bitcoin Is Worth What, Again?

A boy asked his dad for $10 worth of bitcoin.

"$9.67?" his dad responded. "What do you need $10.32 for?"

From (Upjoke.com)

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19. Shocked, Shocked I Say!

I am utterly shocked that unregulated crypto exchanges trading billions of dollars in speculative digital assets are having financial issues.

(From Douglas A. Boneparth on Twitter)