9 of the Best Investment Jokes

(Related: 15 of the Best Retirement Jokes)

We're sure you've encountered enough investors who thought they knew more than you and then went about showing you how much they didn't know, which would possibly ruin your day.  So, to help soften those bad memories or briefly alleviate a bad day, take a quick trip through nine pretty funny jokes about investing and money. Why nine? Because the 10th joke really wasn't that good.