"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." – Latin proverb dating back to the 13th century.
There are certain universal truths that we can find in proverbs, quotes and sayings for anything in life.
From wise sayings to funny jokes, LifeHealthPro.com has collected the best life and health insurance sayings and quotes from literary writers, comedians and politicians. We hope these make you laugh (or at least giggle) and provide some insight into our industry, as well as creative ideas if you're trying to work through a writer's block to come up with your company's slogan or marketing campaign.
"Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs." - Frank McKinney aka "Kin" Hubbard (1868-1930), American cartoonist, humorist and journalist.
"As an athlete, I understood the value of my health insurance. I knew that in my profession, injuries were common and could happen at any time." - Magic Johnson (1959- ), retired professional basketball player, who played for the L.A. Lakers. (Photo: AP)
"What does friends with benefits even mean? Does he provide her with health insurance?" - Sheldon Cooper, character from the TV show The Big Bang Theory. Jim Parsons (1973- ; photo: AP) plays Sheldon on TV.
"My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me." - Willie Aames (1960- ), American actor, film and television director, played Tommy Bradford on the 1970s TV series Eight is Enough and Buddy Lembeck on the 1980s series Charles in Charge.
"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall someday die, which is not so." – Stephen Butler Leacock (1869-1944), English-born Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humorist.
"If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance." - Suze Orman (1954- ), American author, financial advisor, motivational speaker and TV host. (Photo: AP)
