One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. Id like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
So uttered news anchor Kent Brockman, one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite episodes of one of my favorite television shows, the Simpsons. The episode in question is season five, episode 15, "Deep Space Homer," in which NASA, to combat the dismal ratings of its space launches, decides to appeal to the "Married…with Children" crowd and recruit the bluest of blue collars to man their next space mission. As fate would have it, Homer chooses that precise moment to phone Nasa and complain about their boring space launches. Next thing we know, homer is up in space, making a mess of everything. When he opens a bag of potato chips in zero gravity, he trashes the capsule and eventually ants appear, making it looks like to the folks viewing at home that giant insects have eaten the spacecraft. That's when Brockman, covering the story decides to pre-emptively throw in the towel to a menace he has not yet understood, let alone had to confront.
It is a classic moment, and one that reverberates in the 17 years since that episode aired. Nowdays, Brockman's line is an enduring internet meme wherein almost anybody can utter, "I, for one, welcome our new [insert whatever word works] overlords" as a way of sarcastically expressing faux submission to, and even collaboration with, any real or imagined threat. Perhaps its best recent usage is from February 16 when Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings lost to a computer named Watson, and in so doing, added to his Final Jeopardy question: "I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords."
http://youtu.be/3bifUJCyMwI
(Skip to 8:23, if you're in a hurry.)
The reason why I bring all of this up is because as we all know, the passage of health care reform has brought with it some fundamental changes to how health insurance agents do business. Not the least of these is the medical loss ratio requirement, which essentially throttles how much profit can be made by selling health insurance. Between this and the mandate for health insurance exchanges, many agents rightly fear for their profession. By the time health care reform is fully implemented, health insurance agencies might be decimated, or have widened their practice to include other lines of business out of necessity.