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Commentary January 09, 2011 at 07:00 PM
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Legalized Tax Evasion

I AM SHOCKED that an industry publication that I have respected would include such drivel as this. Trevor Thomas might as well have asked Nancy Pelosi to write that article.

Jeff Markovic

Pillar Insurance

Editor's Note: When we ran Jack Bobo's column, which was as conservative as Trevor's is liberal, we got the same amount of unhappy letters, so regardless of politics, we seem to be annoying the same number of people. Opinions aside, it's worth noting that Trevor's articles are genuinely researched and thought out, and this appears to be what generates his opposition. Were he merely talking out of his ear, he would be easier to disregard. And yet, people do not.

Please print this as a response to all the ignorant (as in, exhibiting lack of education or knowledge) rantings of Trevor Thomas. I assumed he was a young kid based on his opinions. I was totally surprised when I saw his picture on the web site.

What follows is a viral internet note, but the numbers are reasonably consistent with what I've read in the WSJ and other publications. It is attributed to David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D., a professor of economics with the University of Georgia, but another internet note indicated that the attribution is incorrect and the original author is unknown.

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so: The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings). The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I got"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

Mark Whitfield

Editor's Note: But where would the disaffected wealthy go, Mark? If you look at the 34 countries of the Organization for Economic Co-Operation, basically the most advanced market economies in the world, it becomes clear that the U.S. remains a good tax deal, especially for the wealthy. When you compare the total individual tax burden versus the highest average wage bracket of OECD countries for which information is available, you see that only 12 countries have lower tax rates than the U.S., and they generally are lower by only two or three points. Of these countries, one is on the brink of war, one has been in economic doldrums since 1991, one is paralyzed by drug cartels, one has more sheep than people, one is bankrupt, and another is soon to be. In contrast, the 17 countries that rank higher do so by as many as 20 points. Were the U.S.'s rich and powerful to leave as part of a mass tax protest, there are few places for them to go to enjoy First World standards of living without paying even more for the privilege than they already do. Perhaps they could colonize the margins of an Ayn Rand novel.

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