From time to time, I receive press releases and other email notifications from Jane White, president and founder of Retirement Solutions LLC. I'm not quite sure how I got on this list, but according to their site, Retirement Solutions is an "advocacy and educational organization dedicated to the retirement adequacy of 401(k) participants" and "produces 'It's Your Money' 401(k) information sheets that help participants make wise decisions about saving and investing." White also writes a semi-monthly column on retirement issues for an employee benefits trade publication.
White is feisty. She enjoys stirring things up – which is a great asset for anybody working in an educational and advocacy role, especially one about which they are passionate. And she has plenty of sound advice that centers around sound financial strategies and smart planning decisions.
However, a recent press release made me pause. (Actually, it made me want to repeatedly hit my head against my desk. But "pause" sounds nicer and less painful.)
Titled "Obama's Automatic IRA, Annuity Schemes Would be a Disaster," the press release first explains why exactly the direct-deposit IRA solution isn't the best. But then, I stumbled upon this gem:
"For another, even if Americans had accumulated enough, annuities are the worst possible solution for managing a lifetime income stream, given the irresponsible behavior of the salespeople in the industry."
Oh, really? Well, that sounds like a good reason to condemn an entire market. White goes on to cite the 2006 FINRA investor alert that warned of annuity sales agents who were conducting workplace seminars for the purpose of convincing employees to retire early, cash our 401(k) accounts, and buy variable annuities. She also mentions the John and Patricia Seibel Act, signed into law by Gov. Charlie Crist in 2008, increasing penalties on annuity agents who engaged in deceptive practices.
So annuities are bad – not just bad but "the worst possible solution for managing a lifetime income stream" – because there are people who abuse their authority?
I guess, then, that used cars are the worst possible solution for buying an affordable vehicle because of the deceptive and borderline unethical practices of the occasional used car dealer.
And working full time is the worst possible solution for a regular income because a number of employers have sexually harassed their employees, or provided them with unsafe working conditions, or been less than fair when terminating their employment.
I would like to state here, for the record, that Tylenol is the worst possible solution for pain relief thanks to the company's failure to start offering tamper-proof containers until after the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders, in which seven people died from ingesting capsules that had been laced with cyanide by a still-unknown person.