I feel like Norman Fell.
T.V.'s Mr. Roper had a scene-stealer with Bob Newhart in the film adaptation of Catch-22. Fell's Sgt. Towser takes such a mixed-up, impossible-to-believe direction from his superior officer played by Newhart that the scene, and Fell's reaction, is a celluloid classic. My wife said I had pretty much the same look as I read the President's comments that he "aspires to a light touch" with the economy. Okay, so the Fell analogy is a stretch, but the absolute absurdity of what we're being asked to believe can't go unremarked.