The prevailing tack for selling annuities is the same type of shifty pitch on which every Ponzi scheme is premised, according to top money manager Ken Fisher.
"Ponzi schemes' promised returns are at a level that you can get only with lots of variability and volatility. Annuity salespeople tell consumers that they'll get a smooth, high return on their annuities. You show me a great investor who hasn't had a lot of variability in their return, and I'll show you somebody who hasn't existed," Fisher told ThinkAdvisor.com in an October interview.
Indeed, for two years now the outspoken investor's ubiquitous print and online ads have trumpeted: "I Hate Annuities … and So Should You!"
Even Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass, in October blasted annuity sales tactics, saying that the responses by 15 of the country's largest annuity providers to her questions revealed "a widespread practice of offering agents kickbacks in exchange for promoting certain annuities."
What Fisher likes about annuities is his annuity conversion program, which buys folks out of their annuity surrender fees if they become long-term clients. The penalties incurred to liquidate are amortized against quarterly advisory fees.
Fisher kicked off his buyout program in 2012, and now has 15 annuity conversion counselors and plans to expand the team.
More recently, Fisher has been incensed over what he calls too-good-to-be-true promises made by annuity salespeople. They mislead customers to believe they're buying a smooth, high return on a "safe" investment, but what they receive in income stream is simply a return of their capital, Fisher maintains. On top of that, folks fail to read their lengthy, complicated annuity contracts.
"It's very rare that the customer understands the long, convoluted annuity contract, where magical words are used that have nothing to do with what the contract actually does," Fisher said.
Those "magical words" include "promises like 'guaranteed income, guaranteed principal, guaranteed return on investment.' […] Salespeople rattle off whatever it is that they know is a lie or that they believe to be true but isn't. If this were in my industry, it would be completely illegal."
FINRA AND FIDUCIARY
If the fiduciary standard under Dodd-Frank is imposed on Series 7 registered representatives, Fisher said "it would kill the sales of annuities by commissioned salespeople."
If a more watered-down version passes, Fisher still worries that commissioned salespeople will only be required to disclose "that they're getting a commission. It will be a form of 'fiduciary standard lite' and buried in some other disclosure."
Fisher said that "most people who call themselves 'financial advisor' use [the term] illegally. Series 7 registered salespeople are not supposed to call themselves advisors, but they do it all the time."
Allowing FINRA to oversee broker-dealers "opened the door" to those professionals using the title inappropriately, Fisher insisted. "FINRA is not the financial industry regulatory authority if you assume the totality of the financial industry. They are a small subset — the broker-dealer part."
Fisher conceded that "FINRA itself warns about the risks of annuities," but ultimately, it serves the broker-dealer world, he said.
VARIABLE VS. IMMEDIATE VS. FIXED
Fisher hopes — but doubts — that variable annuities will be made illegal in the next 10 years. They likely won't, though, because "the commissions that go to the salespeople are at such nosebleed levels that this is a tremendous market."
He isn't any fonder of immediate or indexed annuities. "The annuity world is like looking at a matrix with various flavors: You get indexed annuities that are variable. You get immediate annuities that are variable."
However, in a December 2014 column for Forbes, where he's been a columnist for 30 years, he wrote, "Some fixed types [of annuities] are okay." To which products was he alluding?
"A simple annuity that doesn't act very differently from what you think you'd get when you're buying a bond — a low return on investment and a simple return of your capital that's clearly disclosed — of which there are not many because that's not where the money is," he said in October.
BUT WAIT …
Fisher clearly hates annuities, but annuity experts aren't exactly in love with what he said about those retirement products.